Washington, DC – A reliable source within the intelligence community has released highly sensitive information regarding the burial of Osama bin Laden in the Indian Ocean.
The source revealed that the Navy Seals who were responsible for throwing the body of the world’s most wanted man overboard were indeed Latino.
In accordance with Muslim tradition, they all prayed to Allah three times.
A LA UNA…
A LAS DOS…
Y A LAS TRES!!!!
