Being a Latino for Team U.S.A. ain’t easy, but don’t get it twisted. We prefer the red, white, and blue than that other tricolor, but that don’t mean nothin’ when it comes to our culture. Here are 10 things Mexicans fans think we do after letting them know that these colors don’t run.
10.) Eat vegan tofu burgers over tacos
Yeah effin’ right, yo.
9.) Listen to country music over Chente
Shiiiiiit. Ok, maybe sometimes.
8.) Drink Budweiser over Tecate
They both have eagles on their label, so whatever.
7.) Wear boat shoes over chanclas
We definitely don’t wear huaraches, but chanclas are still the norm.
8.) Change your name to Hunter from Jesús
Never will our kids be named Winter, Colton, Summer, or Brad. Ever.
7.) Grill vegetables rather than having carne asadas
6.) Drive a Prius instead of a Silverado
Hybrid trucks exist now though, right?