Being a Latino for Team U.S.A. ain’t easy, but don’t get it twisted. We prefer the red, white, and blue than that other tricolor, but that don’t mean nothin’ when it comes to our culture. Here are 10 things Mexicans fans think we do after letting them know that these colors don’t run.
10.) EatÂ vegan tofu burgers over tacos
Yeah effin’ right, yo.
9.) ListenÂ to country musicÂ over Chente
Shiiiiiit. Ok, maybe sometimes.
8.) DrinkÂ Budweiser overÂ Tecate
They both have eagles on their label, so whatever.
7.) WearÂ boat shoes over chanclas
We definitely don’t wear huaraches, but chanclas are still the norm.
8.) ChangeÂ your name to Hunter from JesÃºs
Never will our kids be named Winter, Colton, Summer, or Brad. Ever.
7.) Grill vegetablesÂ rather than havingÂ carne asadas
6.) Drive a Prius instead ofÂ a Silverado
Hybrid trucks exist now though, right?